Chat reblogged from Master Severus Snape with 8,817 notes
- Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine.
- Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were always online.
- Tumblr: DON'T CHA
- Facebook: Stop. This isn't funny anymore.
- Tumblr: DON'T CHA
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Post reblogged from Welcome to Aporia with 17,964 notes
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
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Post reblogged from Welcome to Aporia with 13,393 notes
maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
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Chat reblogged from Welcome to Aporia with 77,081 notes
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: man eats roommate's heart and brain
Source: eatingpains
Photoset reblogged from "But where do you get your protein?" with 27,438 notes
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Post reblogged from Through a Teenage Vegan's Eyes with 4 notes
Tofutti is a sweet, pillowy cushion for sadness.
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